E news is a lifestyle

E network is basically my life in a nutshell. They have fashion police: snobby girls judging people aka me (for the most part I try not to but if you are wearing snake skin pants that's basically your fault), they have chelsea lately: chelsea handler always seems to have the same mood as I do, and E news: which doesn't particularly relate to my life but I'm obsessed with it. So I don't need anything else to survive.

Maybe a few chocolate pretzels, but besides that I'm set.